tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2803141013367728379.post4416826927988115946..comments2023-06-29T08:05:10.806-05:00Comments on The Old Broards: emmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14630614507014270722noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2803141013367728379.post-55649867999387986202010-11-02T07:46:03.609-05:002010-11-02T07:46:03.609-05:00Nice to see a joke on this November morning.Nice to see a joke on this November morning.Sonyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05052931983115792189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2803141013367728379.post-72237149110651995632010-11-01T18:21:14.928-05:002010-11-01T18:21:14.928-05:00This reminded me of Schell:
An old Jewish man is...This reminded me of Schell:<br /><br /><br />An old Jewish man is walking along the beach when he sees something glittering in the sand. He picks it up - it's a bottle. He brushes it off and a genie pops out.<br />"I will grant you one wish," the genie says.<br />"One wish?" the old man says. And from his back pocket, he takes out a crumpled old map.<br />"You see this?" he says to the genie. "This is a map of my homeland, Israel, and right next to it is Palestine. They are neighbors and yet for years and years they fight and kill each other. My wish is that you bring peace to my homeland and Palestine."<br />The genie says, "Oh, my, that is a very big wish you ask for. And though I am a very magical genie, I don't think even I can grant that wish. Do you have any other wish?"<br />The old man says, "Okay. How 'bout that my wife Sadie should like the oral sex?"<br />The genie thinks a moment and says, "Let me take another look at that map."emmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14630614507014270722noreply@blogger.com