Sunday, February 1

For Emma "Oh the Horror, the Desecration"

Customs finds snakes in Garden Gnomes

13 comments:

emma said...

"Such criminal action is also a cruel practice which frequently results in the deaths of animals in transit," he said."

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Never mind the snakes . . .it's an insult for the gnomes to have snakes coming out of their asses!

Kathryn said...

"Two snakes and three lizards were found inside the gnomes at the Australia Post Gateway Facility at Clyde in Sydney's west.

The package was resealed and the reptiles, sent from Britain, euthanased because of quarantine concerns."

I bet the poor snakes & reptiles requested euthanasia after being sealed inside the living hell of a Garden Gnome!

mavis sidebottom said...

Oh i don't know maybe they were happy they do say there's no place like gnome

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vq said...

Dear lord, Alex. Has Ded somehow taken over your body?

Ded said...

Verb, I have it on perfect authority that relatives of yours in west Texas keep these elf-like statues on top of their Tappen and GE stoves. And all the while, they sing "Gnome on the Range."

Orbie/\;;/\ said...

Well at least inside the Gnome they are not multiplying....


they look like adders to me!

vq said...

Lori! Not you TOO!

Orbie/\;;/\ said...

Oh pshaw I have been punning just about as long as Ded

vq said...

You have to love woman who can use "pshaw" with pzazz...

Ded said...

It's not well known but Lori is related to that great Irish writer of impatient disbelief, George Bernard Pshaw.

vq said...

You just can't help yourself, can you?

Orbie/\;;/\ said...

"You just can't help yourself, can you?"

only to more mashed potatoes :)

and the pshaw is just not as effictive without the left hand gesture and the right clutching at the throat in true old lady fashion