Tuesday, February 9

snooooooow

you hardly notice at all how cold you are when you have had a couple of martinis before you go out to shovel. i highly recommend it.

if you don't hear from me any time soon, send the st. bernards. i may be buried in snow. make sure the flask has gin in it. tangueray. otherwise don't bother. you will find my frozen rotten corpse sometime in may. that is when the snow will probably melt.

8 comments:

Mrs. Tree said...

On the bright side, your corpse won't be rotten by the spring thaw. Just rotting. Keep your chin up and don't pass out in a snow drift.

Spidey said...

my desire to lay down in the snow bank isn't a good idea then?

Mrs. Tree said...

Only if Big Joe is there to get you out.

Jilly said...

i wish it'd stop snowing here already. all of the stores sent back winter items and stocked up for spring and we're in our second blizzard this week. it's okay to keep snow shovels stocked up when you're getting 2 blizzards a week.

Gail said...

Geez and I thought the rain was bad

Catz said...

I hear ya Gail.It was raining so hard when I left work I decided not to run my 3 quick errands. I just didn't want to make mad dashes from the car all that long way to the door. seems like jillybean and spidey have it bad.

Rain stops and you don't have to shovel anything.

emma said...

don't eat any yellow snow

Jenny Robin said...

frozen things don't rot, do they?