I'm tired of seeing NFL players crying. I realize they're people too and that they have emotions but . . . I just don't want to see them crying as often as I do lately. It seems like I can't put the NFL channel on anymore without seeing some player crying about something.
They need to put their big boy pants on and man up . . . and stop crying. Especially penis boy. I can't even stand to watch anything about him anymore.
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Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own: "There's no CRYING in baseball!!"
Exaaaaaactly!
heck i don't even cry that often, and hallmark commercials rip me up. i'm also tired of the "i want to thank god, first of all...." I'm very thankful to god, but I don't feel the need to tell him so on national TV so people will think I'm a good person when really I'm a piece of crap that beats my wife, cheats on my wife, harasses people with unwanted penis pics, gambles, dogs fights, drives drunk, gets into fights at clubs, carries around illegal hand guns, takes illegal drugs, or any of the other junk people in professional sports have been caught doing over the past few years. Thanking god on national TV these days is like an automatic front for "dig up the nasty trash buried in my back yard, please!" Also, i wonder if any of the players who aren't a member of a major religion are allowed to thank the Spaghetti Monster on national TV and get props for it?
Seriously. He's such an idiot. On one hand, I feel sorry for his wife but . . . on the other hand, I'm quite sure she knew all along who he was and she married him anyway so . . .
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