Wednesday, October 20

Liar liar

I will answer any question, any of you ladies ask me, with a lie. Go ahead, ask away.

17 comments:

Spidey said...

where in the constitution does it say seperation of church and state?

Spidey said...

can i see russia from my back yard?

Spidey said...

have you ever dabbled in witchcraft?

emma said...

1. How much do you weight
2. When did you lose your virginity
3. What your real hair color
4. Do you like your job
5. What do you think the Afterlife will bring
6. What's the worst thing you ever did
7. Why is Afro so good-looking?
8. Do you really think Naggy poo likes you more than me
9. Are you fun to be around
10. What do you want for Christmas

Spidey said...

is "doggoned it" a word?

schell said...

Spidey...on page three. Right after the part about being able to own as many pets as you want.

schell said...

Spidey....you can see Russia, but only in the winter, when the trees are bare.

schell said...

I have never dabbled in witchcraft. I submerged myself completely in witchcraft. I turned my third grade teacher into a newt.

schell said...

Emma-
I weigh 64 kilograms.
I still haven't lost my virginity.
My real hair color is brownish red with blonde highlights.
I hate my job. Everyday I wish a lightning bolt would come through the window and electrocute me.
I think the afterlife will bring all the things that get passed around in the mass emails I love so much. Kitties, flowers, hearts and rainbows.
The worst thing I ever did was wander into The Bookshelf.
Afro is so good looking because my sister and I gave him our "good looking" genes in a show of support when the doctors told him, in the fifth grade, that he would never be smarter than a stick.
Naggy poo hates me, and loves you.
I am like a damp rag. No fun whatsoever.
I'll tell you what I don't want for Christmas...there's no way I'd be happy with an IPad, and I'd never in a million years wear a clear band watch. Never I tell ya.

schell said...

Spidey.....43

vq said...

Can I borrow fifty bucks?

schell said...

Verb-
No, I will gladly GIVE you fifty bucks. Please blow it on something ridiculous.

UrbanStarGazer said...

Which boob is bigger?

schell said...

The one in the middle.

UrbanStarGazer said...

Do these pants make me look fat?

schell said...

Those pants make you look like the goodyear blimp, flying over one of your football games.

UrbanStarGazer said...

Ha ha ha ha!! Watch out, I might fly over your house and drop you a little present.