Lady took her dog to the vet because it was going deaf. Vet told her the dog's ears were full of hair, and to use some Nair in them.
She went to the drugstore and asked the pharmacist for some Nair. As he handed it to her, he remarked, "if you use this on your armpits, avoid deodorant for a few days."
"Well," she huffed, "It's none of your business, but it's not for my armpits, it's for my schnauzer!"
"Oh," he said. "then avoid bicycling for a few days."
Last night I talked with my wife. I told her "I never want to be in a vegetative state, dependent on a machine and taking fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So she got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my beer.
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A stick!
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i thought this was funny. :)
owing to the credit crunch two english shops are merging Marks and Spencers and poundstrecthers will be known form now on as Stretch Marks
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A pool table!
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Shark infested custard
Lady took her dog to the vet because it was going deaf. Vet told her the dog's ears were full of hair, and to use some Nair in them.
She went to the drugstore and asked the pharmacist for some Nair. As he handed it to her, he remarked, "if you use this on your armpits, avoid deodorant for a few days."
"Well," she huffed, "It's none of your business, but it's not for my armpits, it's for my schnauzer!"
"Oh," he said. "then avoid bicycling for a few days."
lol...all. I
This was emailed to me by Teri:
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Last night I talked with my wife. I told her "I never want to be in a vegetative state, dependent on a machine and taking fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So she got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my beer.
She's such a bitch.
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