Tuesday, July 21

Local headline.

Woman vomits in street, hugs tree and falls over in Nazareth
by Michael Buck
Monday July 20, 2009, 1:44 PM
A Moore Township woman and her husband face public drunkenness charges after an incident Friday in Nazareth when they were found stumbling around Broad Street, police said.
Police were summoned about 9:45 p.m to the first block of South Broad Street after a woman reportedly fell out of a bar, police records say.
Judith Fehr, 46, was found hugging a tree after she vomited in the street, police records say. She was heavily intoxicated and unable to speak with police, records say.
After attempting to speak with Fehr, police saw a man standing in the middle of South Broad Street looking at the ground, records say. While cars swerved around the man, who was later identified at Robert Fehr, he told police, "That's my wife, I am looking for her teeth then we're leaving ... my truck is parked on the corner," records say.
The Fehrs were arrested, records say. A preliminary breath test indicated Robert Fehr's blood-alcohol content to be .285 percent and Judith Fehr's was .372 percent, records say.
Robert Fehr resisted when police told him he was under arrest, but decided to comply after police told him he would be shocked with a Taser if he did not, records say. Both were charged by summons with public drunkenness.

6 comments:

vq said...

Oh my lord! "I'm looking for her teeth, and then we're leaving."

You couldn't make up a better line!

schell said...

That's what I thought, Verb.

Bert Bananas said...

It's great line! Good thing the police preserved for them to ponder on later, as they no doubt do not remember much of the event.

emma said...

r lol

Jilly said...

i love how he pointed at his truck, like the police would let him get in it and drive

jilly

UrbanStarGazer said...

Ew. Records say.