Thursday, April 8

I heart The Onion

Republicans, Leukemia, Team up to Repeal Health Care Law

WASHINGTON—Citing a mutually shared vision of health care in America, congressional Republicans and the deadly bone-marrow cancer leukemia announced a joint effort Wednesday to repeal the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, the historic new bill that extends health benefits to 32 million Americans nationwide.

"Republicans have no greater ally in this fight than leukemia," said Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC), who was flanked by Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY), House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH), and the abnormal increase in white blood cells. "Denying insurance to Americans with preexisting conditions and ensuring that low-income Americans stand no chance of receiving quality health care are just a few of the core beliefs that the GOP and leukemia share."


Ded said...

Ha! Also, the Grim Reaper was a major contributer to the RNC (he said with a scythe of relief).

Gail said...

Ded said it all.

sheila222 said...

Made me think of this song,, hope you enjoy,, I actually like the way ricky skaggs sings it,, either way,, a tear jerker.