Thursday, November 6

Ten Things Old Broards Are

1. Smart
2. Opinionated
3. Chatty
4. Feisty
5. Busy
6. Snarky, but only a wee bit
7. Simmering, like soup
8. And I mean really, really yummy soup
9. Able to clean their cache at will
10.And then help others!


Ten Things Old Broards Are Not
1. Shy
2. Apathetic
3. Passive
4. Conventional
5. Uninterested
6. (that) Old
7. Female (necessarily)
8. Possessors of Dried up Poons
9,
10,

8 comments:

vq said...

That's all I have time for. I'm busy, ya know. :)

mavis sidebottom said...

Id like to say Im not fucking old either

vq said...

And for Ded's sake, old broards aren't even all broards.

Beanns37 said...

Yeah Alex, I'm not old either :p

emma said...

I'll have to add on the top one:


A (wee) bit snarky

Brenda said...

snort emma.

i would like to add that we are not old at all. we are simmering as in a yummy soup or aging as a fine wine.
although yesterday after my doctor visit, i guess i might be on the down side of the hill.

Jilly said...

i'm not old, but i'd like to be a wee bit older, thank god that'll happen naturally. people don't take you seriously until you're over 30.

jilly

vq said...

If those dried poons are anything like dried prunes, I'm sure they are VERY good for you.