having forseen this disaster months ago, i prepared myself mentally and physically by weaning myself from the fine steaks we used to eat and becoming accustomed to hamburger. now i plan on going out and buying ramen noodles by the case so we will at least have some food to eat at all. if you also remember, i fortold of the barter system that would be coming, so i never did clean out all the crappola from my basement. i will have plenty of clothes and stuff to trade with my neighbors. my old stuff will become their new stuff and it will be one big rummage sale without money. after all, with all the excess we have lived with, none of us will need any new stuff for a long time. i also have some old mail that i need to get shredded and rid of. now i will burn it to keep myself warm this winter when we can't afford to pay for the natural gas for our furnace. i also have plenty of body fat to help keep me warm and sustain me for quite sometime. all the skinny bitches will be long gone and i will still be here. so as you see, i am prepared. god help us all.
on a side note.. who the hell would want to be president at this point? what a mess.
Luckily I only have myself and Monkee to feed. However, Monkee is used to super premium cat food ($20 for a 7 lb bag) so she may have to adjust to Cat Chow. I guess I will be eating more pasta and probaly blimping back up :(
save some junk mail to use as TP. i have been stocking up on 3 play tp for a few months now and will have plenty for me, but my guy and the babyw ill have to use newspaper or junk mail.
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having forseen this disaster months ago, i prepared myself mentally and physically by weaning myself from the fine steaks we used to eat and becoming accustomed to hamburger. now i plan on going out and buying ramen noodles by the case so we will at least have some food to eat at all.
if you also remember, i fortold of the barter system that would be coming, so i never did clean out all the crappola from my basement. i will have plenty of clothes and stuff to trade with my neighbors. my old stuff will become their new stuff and it will be one big rummage sale without money. after all, with all the excess we have lived with, none of us will need any new stuff for a long time. i also have some old mail that i need to get shredded and rid of. now i will burn it to keep myself warm this winter when we can't afford to pay for the natural gas for our furnace. i also have plenty of body fat to help keep me warm and sustain me for quite sometime. all the skinny bitches will be long gone and i will still be here.
so as you see, i am prepared. god help us all.
on a side note.. who the hell would want to be president at this point? what a mess.
Luckily I only have myself and Monkee to feed. However, Monkee is used to super premium cat food ($20 for a 7 lb bag) so she may have to adjust to Cat Chow. I guess I will be eating more pasta and probaly blimping back up :(
"Everything I got is done and pawned."
Elizabeth Cotton
spidey,
save some junk mail to use as TP. i have been stocking up on 3 play tp for a few months now and will have plenty for me, but my guy and the babyw ill have to use newspaper or junk mail.
jilly
thank you for that tip jilly. that is a great idea. i will love wiping my ass with my credit card bills.
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